Cats Are In Charge

Cats Are In Charge

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats,
for they are subtle and will
pee on your computer." -- Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
--Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't
get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow." -- Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
--English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another."
-- Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called;
cats take a message and get back to you later."
-- Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and
they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of
one who suffered from insomnia."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats will come back
as mice in their next life."
--Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats."
--Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
-- Hippolyte Taine

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
--Unknown

"There are two means of refuge from
the miseries of life: music and cats."
-- Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
-- Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God."

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
-- Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
--Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know
how to make friends with strange cats."
--Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never
does any harm to ask for what you want."
- Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic."

"My husband said it was him or the cat ...
I miss him sometimes."

"Cats aren't clean,
they're just covered with cat spit."

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